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Sick today, this at least made me laugh.
02-10-2015, 01:58 PM,
Sick today, this at least made me laugh.
Have a serious sinus infection went to doctor got a shot and a bag of pills. Was reading some posts elsewhere and got one that made laugh so I thought it worth sharing.... Ladies, please do not be offended.

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him.

And during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?

Tarzan not know sex he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.

Horrified Jane said, Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

Here she said, pointing to her privates, you must put it in here.

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed What did you do that for?

Tarzan replied, Check for squirrel.
Wishing all, Tight Lines and Bent wriggling rods!
02-10-2015, 04:41 PM,
RE: Sick today, this at least made me laugh.

TNT Tackle
02-10-2015, 07:10 PM,
RE: Sick today, this at least made me laugh.
Big Grin..........
>>>------------> Make It Count!!! <><
02-11-2015, 06:54 PM,
RE: Sick today, this at least made me laugh.


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